skyecandi:

overheard at the dominos I work at:

"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."

"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"

dontneedyourheroact:

shout out to natalie dormer and nicki minaj for both walking a fine line between ‘ethereal princess’ and ‘otherworldly predator’

*texting friend*
me: hey im going to sleep goodnight!
me: *stays up for the next 8 hours*

ahjareyn:

branaivanovic:

Harry Potter: Re-imagined 

-Harry Potter

-Ron Weasley

-Hermione Granger

I am legitimately okay with this and suddenly wish there were no movies in the first place so that more posts like this could exist. So that more people would look at the basic context clues IN the books and imagine things like this.

(Source: realwavyshiit)

castorochiaro:

Guardians of the Galaxy was such a fantastic movie!”

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"There were a lot of issues with GotG that should be addressed and Marvel should work on improving with future movies."

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fuckyeaheda:

You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

Manufactured in a Facility That Also Processes Food [Drabble]

incogneat-oh:

heartslogos said: tim and/or jason and cheese puffs bc u r a cheesepuff and ilu

“Are you serious right now,” says Jason, not a question. He’s standing in the doorway to Tim’s apartment, half-out of his jacket. He kicks the door shut behind him, tosses his jacket…

mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(Source: nickfuckface)

Anonymous 
said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol 

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

ballvvasher:

ballvvasher:

ballvvasher:

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ballvvasher:

ballvvasher:

ballvvasher:

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Sciles + same green shirt (✿◠‿◠)